Looking Forward to it

While trying, and failing, to help Asher brush his teeth...

Me: Say Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nope.

Me: Asher open wide.

Nothin'.

Me (exasperated): Asher I'm losing my patience. Please open your mouth right now.

Asher (equally displeased): Mom, it's "opposite day."

Me: Oh. Asher please close your mouth and keep it closed.

Ta da!

As we left the bathroom...

Asher: And tomorrow is "pretend to know nothing day!"

Can't wait!