Asher: I had a really bad nightmare last night. I dreamed I got bit by a scorpion.
Jensie: Was it a big scorpion or a little scorpion?
Asher: Huge.
Jensie: Well then you shouldn't have worried because only the little ones are poisonous.
Frankie: I had a bad dream too. I dreamed that Jesus got bit by a baby scorpion.
Alright Frankie, you win.
PS. I just Google Translated my way through a permission slip for Jensie's upcoming class field trip. Apparently she'll be "participation in learning whether the body should porthole." That should be interesting!
Asher, please don't share your scary dreams with your Grammy Lisa. I dreamed about scorpions too. On Saturday night. Mine didn't bite me though. I squished 'em!
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