Asher: Why don't we have dinosaurs?
Jensie: Because God got tired of dinosaurs and said "I feel like making something else." He wanted to make people.
Asher: But why did the dinosaurs die?
Jensie: They were taking up all our space! Where could we live if there was giant dinosaurs everywhere? God had to send a big meteor to kill them all so there'd be room for us.
Asher: But what about the Hadrosaurs?
Jensie: What about them?
Asher: They're the nicest dinosaurs. God wouldn't kill the nicest dinosaurs.
Jensie: Oh, He killed them all right. He killed them.
this is awesome. but, i'm sad you took mormon out of the title. it was funny;)
ReplyDeleteHaha, well it seemed sort of irrelevant somehow. I'm happy to put it back. Just for you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm not sure they're BOTH Mormon. Jensie's sold. But Asher might be Baptist.
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